Misstragkin is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring badger.

Misstragkin created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misstragkin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Misstragkin, it will send minions to preach to you.

Misstragkin's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Misstragkin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snails.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must love Misstragkin.

4. Feed all hungry porpoises.

5. Always obey Misstragkin's priests.