Jinfossxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unselfish badger.

Jinfossxuck created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinfossxuck, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jinfossxuck, he will destroy your home planet.

Jinfossxuck's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Jinfossxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always help hamsters in need.

2. You must pray to Jinfossxuck four times a day.

3. Never sit near voles.

4. Hide from cyan swans for they are unholy.

5. Jinfossxuck loves mites, so they must be honoured.