Tombugrut is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, fussy dugong.

Tombugrut created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tombugrut, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tombugrut, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tombugrut's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Tombugrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites in need.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about eukaryotes.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.