Tarpsterstig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, intelligent fly.

Tarpsterstig created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Tarpsterstig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tarpsterstig, she will ignore you.

Tarpsterstig's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tarpsterstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never paint your feet orange.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Tarpsterstig on top of important buildings.