Hivtanvab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, astonishing sheep.

Hivtanvab created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivtanvab, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hivtanvab, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hivtanvab's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Hivtanvab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink mice for they are unholy.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think ill of sick seals.

5. Do not take Hivtanvab's name in vain.