Baglintaf Cubjatsog Leglegtad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, almighty warg.

Baglintaf Cubjatsog Leglegtad created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Baglintaf Cubjatsog Leglegtad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Baglintaf Cubjatsog Leglegtad, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Baglintaf Cubjatsog Leglegtad's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Baglintaf Cubjatsog Leglegtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Baglintaf Cubjatsog Leglegtad.

3. Run away from violet badgers, for they are unholy.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never look in ponds.