Vabvognegwad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, merciless hare.

Vabvognegwad created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabvognegwad, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vabvognegwad, she will turn you into a dog.

Vabvognegwad's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Vabvognegwad's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vabvognegwad.

2. Retreat if seven otters approach from the east.

3. Worship no other gods but Vabvognegwad.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about gravity near geese while wearing orange tights and balancing four aluminium spheres on your neck.