Wanwotligratdabxencentail is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, passionate warg.

Wanwotligratdabxencentail created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wanwotligratdabxencentail, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wanwotligratdabxencentail, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wanwotligratdabxencentail's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Wanwotligratdabxencentail's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Hide from orange shrews for they are unholy.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Never feed lots of lemons to cats while wearing yellow scarves.