Nanyogstig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying otter.

Nanyogstig created Africa nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanyogstig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nanyogstig, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nanyogstig's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Nanyogstig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Nanyogstig loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Never go into pink rooms.