Cinflamtik is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, merciless crane.

Cinflamtik created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinflamtik, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cinflamtik, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cinflamtik's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cinflamtik's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Erect three copper sculptures of Cinflamtik on top of important buildings.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Cinflamtik loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

5. Never hurt frogs.