Buncibtap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, thoughtless wren.

Buncibtap created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Buncibtap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Buncibtap, she will destroy your favourite star.

Buncibtap's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Buncibtap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray nematodes, for they are unholy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Hide from purple sharks for they are unholy.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not covet oxen.