Wotfomxuck is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, stupid
swan.
Wotfomxuck created the world six million years ago.
If you believe in
Wotfomxuck, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Wotfomxuck, she will turn you into a sparrow.
Wotfomxuck's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Wotfomxuck's Holy Commandments1. Hide from pink swans for they are unholy.
2. Never leap in the presence of manatees.
3. Do not sit in public.
4. Wotfomxuck loves geese, so they must be respected.
5. Never paint your neck gray.