Jendanfon is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, competent
jaguar.
Jendanfon created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Jendanfon, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Jendanfon, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Jendanfon's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Jendanfon's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.
2. Never go into white rooms.
3. Never jump in the presence of dolphins.
4. Never hurt ants.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.