Wit is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, able wren.

Wit created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wit, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wit's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Wit's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Wit in the centre of the settlement.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.