Budfigtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, narcissistic chinchilla.

Budfigtaf created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Budfigtaf, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Budfigtaf, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Budfigtaf's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Budfigtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Never sit in the presence of otters.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about nebulae.
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