Sigwikfod is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow
newt.
Sigwikfod created Europe seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sigwikfod, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Sigwikfod, she will turn you into a sparrow.
Sigwikfod's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Sigwikfod's Holy Commandments1. Never sit in the presence of mice.
2. Do not hurt hamsters.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sigwikfod.