Huncemgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a large, ill-tempered mink.

Huncemgeb created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Huncemgeb, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Huncemgeb, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Huncemgeb's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Huncemgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Put Huncemgeb first in all things.

2. Never wear brown corsets.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never write about quantum mechanics.