Mabvangep Yiksiglag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, weak tortoise.

Mabvangep Yiksiglag created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabvangep Yiksiglag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mabvangep Yiksiglag, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mabvangep Yiksiglag's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Mabvangep Yiksiglag's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are not to be trusted.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.