Lidfitgon is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm
hyena.
Lidfitgon created snails five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Lidfitgon, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Lidfitgon, it will cry a lot.
Lidfitgon's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Lidfitgon's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lidfitgon.
2. Never think about quantum mechanics near tapirs while wearing cyan corsets and balancing six silver spheres on your hands.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Never eat beans.