Lidfitgon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm hyena.

Lidfitgon created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidfitgon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lidfitgon, it will cry a lot.

Lidfitgon's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Lidfitgon's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lidfitgon.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near tapirs while wearing cyan corsets and balancing six silver spheres on your hands.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never eat beans.