Fitgovpak is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy bird.

Fitgovpak created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Fitgovpak, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fitgovpak, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fitgovpak's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fitgovpak's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fitgovpak's priests.

2. Hide from mauve snakes for they are unholy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fitgovpak.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Never pour water over plants.