Pod Pitteentar is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent cat.

Pod Pitteentar created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Pod Pitteentar, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Pod Pitteentar, it will turn you into a slug.

Pod Pitteentar's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Pod Pitteentar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick shrews.

2. Always help snails.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.