Wanflisnad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonourable yak.

Wanflisnad created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanflisnad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wanflisnad, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wanflisnad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Wanflisnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Wanflisnad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Retreat if nine tapirs approach from the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.