Likbomgar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unthinking squirrel.

Likbomgar created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likbomgar, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Likbomgar, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Likbomgar's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Likbomgar's Holy Commandments

1. Likbomgar loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must pray to Likbomgar six times a day.

4. You must love Likbomgar.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.