Danfadyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, quiet goose.

Danfadyarp created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Danfadyarp, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Danfadyarp, it will laugh at you.

Danfadyarp's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Danfadyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about badgers.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never wear ear rings.