Fabpigshav is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest badger.

Fabpigshav created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabpigshav, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fabpigshav, he will turn you into a dog.

Fabpigshav's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Fabpigshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three mice in a large pit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Never talk about spacetime near badgers while wearing white kilts.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Always help sick bats.