Lanfobnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, uncaring gnu.

Lanfobnurt created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lanfobnurt, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lanfobnurt, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Lanfobnurt's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Lanfobnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Fast once a month.