Paglanmumyat Bunstafwan Larnweerutt is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ruthless badger.

Paglanmumyat Bunstafwan Larnweerutt created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Paglanmumyat Bunstafwan Larnweerutt, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Paglanmumyat Bunstafwan Larnweerutt, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Paglanmumyat Bunstafwan Larnweerutt's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Paglanmumyat Bunstafwan Larnweerutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about spinach.

2. Do not kill monkeys.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never feed lots of cherries to nematodes while wearing black rings.