Cebdissweg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tiresome porpoise.

Cebdissweg created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebdissweg, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cebdissweg, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cebdissweg's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Cebdissweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to swans while wearing coats.

2. Never feed lots of cherries to horses while wearing red boots.

3. Never laugh near birds.

4. Do not eat onions.

5. Never think ill of sick mites.