Fomsaghit is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, proud meerkat.

Fomsaghit created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomsaghit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fomsaghit, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fomsaghit's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fomsaghit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. You must never eat rice.

4. Fomsaghit loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.