Banhangat Ditsaspig Fidpithog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful beaver.

Banhangat Ditsaspig Fidpithog created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Banhangat Ditsaspig Fidpithog, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Banhangat Ditsaspig Fidpithog, he will send you a sign.

Banhangat Ditsaspig Fidpithog's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Banhangat Ditsaspig Fidpithog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Banhangat Ditsaspig Fidpithog in the centre of the settlement.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Banhangat Ditsaspig Fidpithog.