Cussquilldoss is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, overgenerous sheep.

Cussquilldoss created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cussquilldoss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cussquilldoss, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cussquilldoss' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cussquilldoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Erect nine lead sculptures of Cussquilldoss on top of important buildings.

3. You must love Cussquilldoss.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.