Hascitdag is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, idiotic hare.

Hascitdag created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hascitdag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hascitdag, he will torture you forever.

Hascitdag's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Hascitdag's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Hascitdag on top of important buildings.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not eat bread.

5. Do not speak about garlic.