Quatsitlisttof is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, pitiless dragon.

Quatsitlisttof created light four years ago.

If you believe in Quatsitlisttof, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quatsitlisttof, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Quatsitlisttof's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Quatsitlisttof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Quatsitlisttof's name in vain.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Feed all hungry whales.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Hide from pink badgers for they are unholy.