Pangyogbun is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful swallow.

Pangyogbun created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangyogbun, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pangyogbun, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pangyogbun's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Pangyogbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must love Pangyogbun.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

5. Never feed lots of wheat to foxes while wearing gray ear rings.