Homdav Larnlisthub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, tiresome beaver.

Homdav Larnlisthub created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homdav Larnlisthub, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Homdav Larnlisthub, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Homdav Larnlisthub's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Homdav Larnlisthub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Homdav Larnlisthub in the centre of the settlement.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.