Yattadhon Gedmetkabhug Gebnibrig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, humane badger.

Yattadhon Gedmetkabhug Gebnibrig created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattadhon Gedmetkabhug Gebnibrig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yattadhon Gedmetkabhug Gebnibrig, she will turn you into a frog.

Yattadhon Gedmetkabhug Gebnibrig's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Yattadhon Gedmetkabhug Gebnibrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Never mention shrews.