Lambapmob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic beaver.

Lambapmob created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lambapmob, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lambapmob, he will turn you into a frog.

Lambapmob's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Lambapmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of dogs.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.