Fomlapflag is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental pig.

Fomlapflag created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomlapflag, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fomlapflag, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fomlapflag's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fomlapflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat gooseberries.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never look in ponds.