Baphonnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fussy bat.

Baphonnurl created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Baphonnurl, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Baphonnurl, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Baphonnurl's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Baphonnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Never wear white dresses.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Do not commit murder.