Wadtagzak is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, selfish tapir.

Wadtagzak created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadtagzak, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wadtagzak, it will curse you with boils.

Wadtagzak's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Wadtagzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Never hurt moths.

5. Never sit near hamsters.