Gofsuggub is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sage gnu.

Gofsuggub created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofsuggub, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gofsuggub, she will turn you into a plant.

Gofsuggub's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Gofsuggub's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Gofsuggub.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Run away if nine foxes approach from the south.

5. Rats are not to be trusted.