Gadjigbadpid Vigwanquatkinlabgengum is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, staggering lion.

Gadjigbadpid Vigwanquatkinlabgengum created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadjigbadpid Vigwanquatkinlabgengum, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gadjigbadpid Vigwanquatkinlabgengum, she will turn you into a mouse.

Gadjigbadpid Vigwanquatkinlabgengum's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gadjigbadpid Vigwanquatkinlabgengum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Gadjigbadpid Vigwanquatkinlabgengum on top of all buildings.

2. Do not hurt bats.

3. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Gadjigbadpid Vigwanquatkinlabgengum on top of important buildings.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

5. Put Gadjigbadpid Vigwanquatkinlabgengum first in all things.