Didjabapp is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable naga.

Didjabapp created humankind nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didjabapp, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Didjabapp, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Didjabapp's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Didjabapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never hurt manatees.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Didjabapp in the centre of the settlement.