Fubfatsis Gambugyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, astonishing unicorn.

Fubfatsis Gambugyarp created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubfatsis Gambugyarp, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fubfatsis Gambugyarp, she will send minions to preach to you.

Fubfatsis Gambugyarp's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Fubfatsis Gambugyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Retreat if nine sheep approach from the east.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Fubfatsis Gambugyarp loves seals, so they must be honoured.