Dapyakfat is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish horse.

Dapyakfat created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapyakfat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dapyakfat, he will manifest in front of you.

Dapyakfat's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dapyakfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Worship no other gods but Dapyakfat.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dapyakfat.

5. Do not take Dapyakfat's name in vain.