Cudloopsand is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, kind fairy.

Cudloopsand created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudloopsand, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudloopsand, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cudloopsand's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cudloopsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.