Rullennan is a god.

He takes the form of a small, sapient swan.

Rullennan created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullennan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rullennan, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rullennan's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Rullennan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rullennan.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Never look at black holes.