Yarlbossgig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, quiet bee.

Yarlbossgig created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlbossgig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarlbossgig, she will turn you into a rock.

Yarlbossgig's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Yarlbossgig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarlbossgig.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.