Dingabpan Hadkadzim is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, deceitful bee.

Dingabpan Hadkadzim created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dingabpan Hadkadzim, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dingabpan Hadkadzim, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dingabpan Hadkadzim's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dingabpan Hadkadzim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven lead sculptures of Dingabpan Hadkadzim on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Dingabpan Hadkadzim in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never feed nuts to cats while wearing shorts.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Do not shave your feet.