Bugcussyam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, temperamental troll.

Bugcussyam created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugcussyam, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bugcussyam, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bugcussyam's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bugcussyam's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

2. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Bugcussyam on top of important buildings.

3. Bugcussyam loves geese, so they must be honoured.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.